- Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
- Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
these jokes don’t get old
unlike rory in the doctor’s wife when he aged a whole bunch and then died
TOTALLY FORGOT
PFFFFFFTAHAHAHA
oMG YOU HAD ONE JOB
(Source: expelliarmus, via withthissoundwiththesewords)
Your Harry Potter Experience in one word.
(via sweetkrakenprince)
"Demons run,
When a Good Man goes to War,
Night will fall and drown the sun,
When a Good Man goes to War,
Friendship dies and true love lies,
Night will fall and the dark will rise,
When a Good Man goes to War.
Demons run and count the cost,
And the battle’s won, but the child is lost."
When a Good Man goes to War,
Night will fall and drown the sun,
When a Good Man goes to War,
Friendship dies and true love lies,
Night will fall and the dark will rise,
When a Good Man goes to War.
Demons run and count the cost,
And the battle’s won, but the child is lost."
"I’m being extremely clever up here, and there’s no-one to stand around, looking impressed. What’s the point in having you all?"
—
The Eleventh Doctor (Matt Smith)
Doctor Who: The Impossible Astronaut (Series 6, Episode 1)
Written by Steven Moffat
paintdoktahwho.tumblr.com
My Image got posted. Just saying.
http://paintdoktahwho.tumblr.com/post/4982457165/from-the-impossible-astronaut
formspring.me
Ask me anything http://formspring.me/OliverBinns
